MALL'D Never a thing as parking lots on a Saturday afternoon to drive one crazy. I've seen little old ladies turn on people to get to that coveted parking space. I've seen mini-vans loaded with kids careening down the aisles to try to beat each other out for that one space closer to the door. Rich, poor, educated, illiterate, shy, extroverted…once they hit the lot, all hell breaks loose to get there first and right up to the curb. Generally, I try to avoid the mall on the weekends. Heck, I'd avoid shopping all together if it was possible, but I had an interview on Monday so I made the slow bumper to bumper drive to the mall. I'd already told myself over and over that it was one stop thing; pick a 2 button black wool suit, make sure you don't look like a junior high kid going to his first girls-boys dance and get the hell out. Yeah, get the hell out…went down the first row, no go. Went down the second row, no go. Skip to the 26th row and way out there, I spot one. Put the car in first, went through second and third in a heartbeat and shot over there to find another car nose to nose to me trying to get into MY space! Where the fuck did this idiot come from? I inch closer in my '89 5.0, the shit Honda Accord inches closer too. We’re actually touching now. I stare at the driver and realize it's one of them D.W.O's. She barely can look over her fucking dash, but she's not blinking. I give her my meanest scowl and rev my engine. She doesn't back up; she in fact waves her hand telling ME to back up! What the fuck?! We sit there and stare at one another, it seems likes minutes go by so I pop the 'Stang into first and push her front end back. The Accord starts moving so she decides to put her car into drive too. Lady, you're fucking crazy if you think that piece of shit is gonna roll back my 5.0! I'm burning my back rubber and the smoke is reaching past her car, but HA! The Accord is pushed back far enough for me to turn the wheel and pull into MY space. I hop out with a self-satisfied grin, you know, the best kind and the last thing I remember is the sound of jangling bracelets. I wake to a pitch-black space and a bumpy ride; holy shit, I'm in a trunk. That bitch must of knocked me out with her purse and put me in the trunk of her car! A few more lefts and rights then the car comes to a stop. I hear the front door open and I can hear her heels clacking on the pavement coming round to the back. I try to get ready to jump out and put up a fight. It must have been quite a wallop to my knoggin 'cause I then realize that my hands and feet are hog-tied. All sorts of shit goes through your head when you're surprised as heck at some of the predicaments that a guy can get himself into. I'm not thinking of how to get the hell away from this psycho, but how in the world did that short Asian bitch hoist me into the trunk by herself? Unless, there's two of them…yeah, the rest of the lines creeping across my head are…oh shit, oh man, oh shit, oh man, oh shit, oh shit! The trunk pops open and yup, two short Asian chicks in skin tight tank tops and tight mini-skirts with fucked up ghetto/hip-hop make-up are cackling like chickens. It's fucking nighttime and I can't tell where the fuck I am, some sort of industrial area. The darker skinned one of the duo reaches down, grabs a fist-full of my hair (mental note: remember to shave head before interview tomorrow) and pulls my head way back to lightly pat the side of my face. I've got a wannabe mobster's girlfriend, ugh, what the hell's going on? Then the other one bitch-slaps me and laughs, "Just because you look so fucking ridiculous." Miss Darkie then proceeds to slap each cheek back and forth until I can't stand it anymore. I try to turn my head away from her tiny stinging hands, but Miss Light grabs my nose and yanks it down making me hit my forehead on the bottom of the trunk. The lid slams down and I'm in the dark again. All I can hear from inside the trunk is the two of them giggling and not talking in English, but they're cooking up something. The lid opens again and Miss Light reaches in to untie my feet. Then they each grab me under my arms to lift me out. More stupid shit float across my mind: they smell real nice, it's nice to get some fresh air, ugh my legs are cramped, damn they've got nice tits for Asians, but those thoughts are wasted. They both pummel my guts and I fall to my knees. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!" Miss Light: "Cause you're a piece of shit, little dick! That was OUR parking space you fucker! What ever happened to being a gentleman, you jackass?! Didn't your Mom teach you to be nice to girls or were you a prick to her too?" "Hey now, keep my Mom outta this, HEY! (Miss Darkie kneed me in the chest) I got to that space first…" I didn't have a chance to finish my sentence; Miss Light spat into my face and the two of them continued to pummel me until I slumped over onto the pavement. Then they really got going and started to kick me all over. I couldn't even get a breath to scream for help, their tiny toenail painted feet kept jabbing me in the groin, my chest, my back; it seemed to go on for hours. I was reduced to a sweaty pile and gasping for air. Miss Darkie (she had a cute lilt to her speech…oh shut up, stop thinking about how cute they look, these two psychos kidnapped you and are beating the shit outta you!) stepped back one last time and got me hard in my gut and giggled, "You're gonna wish you never messed with us, you fuck!" Miss Light: "Lick it, lick the bottom of her shoe." Miss Darkie: "Yeah, lick it DAWG!" Miss Light readied herself to kick me again and I hurried to lick the bottom of those damn platform sandals that Miss Darkie was wearing. It was actually a relief to not get kicked again so it didn't taste so bad. Miss Darkie: "Now lick HER shoe, you piece of shit." Miss Light calmly placed her heel right up to my quivering lips and I greedily sucked on it. After all that exertion in trying to fend off their kicks and blows, I was ready to do what they wanted so that they wouldn't hit me again. They must of enjoyed watching me, they both giggled as I lay there on the cold hard cement suckling on that heel as if it was a baby bottle. Miss Light: "Well, he sure knows how to suck, look at him! Put your tongue into it, suck the dye out of the leather, you freak! Harder!" Miss Darkie: "Oh my gawd! He's REALLY trying to suck your heel off! Harder, harder! Ha, ha!" And I was really trying to. I sucked on that pointy heel of hers until my tongue felt like it was gift wrapped around that damn heel of hers and oh, what a fucking great view from the ground! That damn ice-cold bitch wasn't wearing any underwear and I know she knew that I knew, but did Miss Darkie? It was obvious that this one was the brains of the operation and probably did this kind of shit all the time. I mean, even in my predicament…oh c'mon, who the fuck forgets to wear underwear with a skirt that short?! I just stared up at her and took fleeting glances up her skirt to look at that wet hairy pussy of hers. She just smirked back down at me and lifted an eyebrow when she caught sight of my clothed cock throbbing against my jeans. Oh yeah, she was getting into this all right! Miss Light: "Now that's enough you pig! You've got ass to lick!" Miss Darkie even looked like she was surprised to hear that one, but she lifted her skirt up over her hips after Miss Light gave her the nod. At least this one had the decency to wear underwear (thong) and…to shave. Miss Darkie turned round and bent her ass down to my face. After seeing that round big ass of hers get closer, I perked right up and almost forgot that my hands were still tied behind my back. My tongue went out and licked that perfumed butt up and down, up and down. I pushed my tongue as hard as I could against her skin; smooth, oh so smooth! This kind of shit is just about the most erotic thing that I'd ever had come up with for my jack-off scenarios and I was DOING IT! Fuck, I could of licked her to her bones, but that cold hard bitch Miss Light got a call on her cellphone and the ringing brought Miss Darkie and I out of our mutual excitement. Oh yeah, my tongue had made Miss Darkie cream herself! Yup, I was a goner. I'm tied up in a parking lot in the middle of nowhere licking some skank's ass and lovin' every second of it! Fuck the interview, give me some pussy! Miss Light: "What up? Yeah, she's with me. Oh, we're not doing anything really, just chilling. Yeah? Where? Who's cooking? Uh huh, hmm, okay we're there, see ya." Miss Darkie straightened herself out looking kinda sheepish as she smiled down at me. Pussy, pussy, pussy! Oh man, did I want to eat out that smooth pussy of hers! The cement underneath me felt like a down comforter, I was high on that sex smell of hers. I made her giggle again as I lay back on that soft cement and looked up at her with half closed eyes. Damn, I'm wiggin'. Miss Darkie: "Who was that? What's going on?" Miss Light flipped her phone closed and gestured to get me back into the trunk. "Max." Huh, wha? Who's Max? Why are they looking at each other that way? Why are they looking at me that way? Who's Max? I was limp now, but I made sure the girls didn't have to lift much of me into the trunk…pussy, pussy, pussy! I took the time in the trunk not to think about what was happening to me or what had already happened, but about the endless possibilities of what could happen next. When does this kind of thing happen…ever, to me?! I'm a schmoe, a schlep, a clod. I don't 'do' women. Shit, I can't even remember the last time I took one out to dinner! I spend most of my time thinking about doing shit, then don't do it. Well, no more time to think about what a loser I am, the car came to an abrupt stop. I could hear the garage door close and the sound made me afraid. I mean, being kidnapped by two cuties and made to lick their shoes was one thing, but I was now at someone's actual place. Would I be imprisoned there forever? Gosh! Holy shit, what if Max is a guy! Dumbass me assuming that these two girls were taking me to another Asian bitch to lick her ass! That realization made me start to sweat; I was really getting worried. This shit was for real; I didn't what the fuck was going to happen. I started to hyperventilate and I began to kick the trunk lid to force it open. Someone's voice: "Cut the shit! Stop that motha fuckin' shit or you're really gonna get an ass whoopin'!" Oh god, was that a guy's voice? Oh god, oh god, why couldn't I be a decent guy and let those bitches have that damn parking space?! "You have got to be kidding! No shit! He's in there right now? Right, right he's the one making all that noise, SHITHEAD!" I think that last "shithead" was directed at me; there was something in that voice, it made me stop trying to kick the trunk kid open. It sounded like a ten-year-old kid! I lay quietly, trying to stop myself from heaving. I listened. I listened, making my ears ache trying to listen to the high pitched shrieks. What the fuck were they saying? What the fuck was that? It sounded like a herd of elephants were running towards the car. Oh shit, oh shit! It’s gotta be their boyfriends. Oh man, what the fuck now?! I'm dripping wet with my own sweat, I'm seriously thinking that I'm gonna piss myself and then the lid springs open… The harsh light from the bare bulb in the garage was blocked out by a circle of faces staring down at me. One, two, three, six? More girls with fucked up makeup. What, that damn Miss Light brought me to a sleepover party or something? Now get this; if any of you guys are ever in my predicament…DO NOT LAUGH! I repeat…DO NOT LAUGH! I let out the first gurgle and they all looked over to Miss Light…BAM! I don't know who threw that punch, but it made my head spin! I was then grabbed by hands all over my body, dragged out of the car, up the two steps into the hall, down the long hallway and dumped into the middle of what must have been the den. Big screen TV, popcorn, used cotton balls, nail files, magazines, cookies, jelly beans…yup, just the good ole Asian gang get together! Not one of them made a sound. I kinda thought they would be making some stupid girly shit comments, but I think they were just as surprised about the turn of events in their sleepover. Miss Light: "Girls! This piece of shit took MY parking space at the mall today. He fucked up the front of MY car and the little shit hasn't even apologized yet!" OH's and ahs from the crowd. Miss Light: "We've been working him over and found he doesn't like to be punched or kicked, but likes to use his tongue. He even licked her ass!" A few, oh my god's and nods. Miss Light: "I say we make him pay for fucking up the paint on my car and making me miss out on the biggest sale of the year!" Yeah, it sounded kinda flimsy to me too, but shit…they fucking went for it and I felt a few toes poke me. That ice bitch was trying to rally her fucking troupes; they didn't look so tough now in the comfort of their parent's suburban house. I was lying on wall to wall carpet for goodness sakes! These really were high school girls. Looking up at their faces, every one of them could have been a virgin. This was going from weird to frightening to funny, but boy did Miss Light look fierce with that cruel twist of a smile. Miss Light: "Who here has never had their pussy licked?" Giggles all around. Miss Light: "Don't be so fucking chicken shit, who the fuck has never had their cunts sucked on by a real live man? Worthless excuse of a man he is, but he's the only one that you damn bitches are ever gonna get to go down on you. So step up!" They just stood and stared at each other. Miss Darkie gave me the warmest shy smile and I just about leapt up to my knees to nuzzle that smooth cunt of hers. Weird, frightening, funny, god damn HORNY! Miss Light: "Well, then, I'll go first! Pay attention you cunts, 'cause I gonna make this prick work off that fucked up paint." She grabbed me by the hair, pulled me up to my knees with one hand and with the other she pulled up her skirt to reveal her dark bush to my flared nostrils. Miss Light: "Smell it! Smell my pussy you creep, you're gonna lick my box clean and you're gonna keep licking it until you make me come!" Was she for real? Do girls these days actually like being eaten out? Are girls this tough and bitchy now? The girls I knew in high school were fucking prudes! Should I have been making moves on those quiet studious Asian chicks? Half the girls looking down at me had eyeglasses on and behind those lenses they looked curious, excited and lustful (but that last one may have been my raging hard-on talking). Miss Light shoved my open mouth to her ready cunt. I licked, I sucked, I twirled my tongue, I jabbed her with it, I nosed her clit, I made smacking noises, I swallowed her wetness, I slopped up her juice and sucked and sucked. She had to pull me back away from her and with one last "pop" my lips left her sweet ticklish bush. Thank god for all those years of masturbation, I trained myself to hold my ejaculation for hours. But this was a REAL test! The rest of the girls looked more than ready to drop their pants or pull up their skirts now. Miss Light cackled with delight at my wonder and Miss Darkie once again lifted her skirt for me. This time I got to see that clean smooth pubis of hers up close. This girl had shaved everything, not even a tiny patch of hair way up top. She was as smooth as butter, but tasted like licorice. They had made a circle around me and each one stepped into that circle to get their first cunt licking. They caressed my hair, they pulled on my ears, and some of them even dug their freshly painted nails into my shoulders as I licked their wanting and aching cunts. My jaw ached, my arms still tied behind me ached, my knees ached, and I ached with a longing for this to go on forever. What a fucking dream come true, virgin pussies being pushed right up to my mouth! After each girl had her turn, Miss Light once again rallied her troupes for another round. Miss Light: "Undress him." This time, they didn't waste a second. She was in command and they followed her orders. One of them untied my arms and I sat crouched rubbing my aching wrists. Somehow, with my hands free I felt more vulnerable. I was stripped bare and they all got a good look at my, uh, you know…the now, high flying and frantically waving blue thing. These girls, except for Miss Light (and hopefully Miss Darkie too), probably have never seen a throbbing dick. Miss Light's sharp heel in my chest pushed me back onto to my haunches and I lay back giving the girls a real show of my manhood. They looked serious; they looked like they were studying me under a microscope. Miss Light: "Alright you bitches, get a good look! Watch it bob and move, see it? Did you all see that? He made his prick point at Max!" Ah, so that's Max, short for Maxine perhaps? Miss Light was correct; I had made my dick point at a curvy dark skinned girl with long black hair pulled back in a thick ponytail. I have a preference for short busty women; you can have them sit on your dick and suck on their tits as they ride you. Yeah, all that was going through my head. No, I wasn't thinking about getting busted and I don't think it occurred to them either. They had a real live naked man with a hard-on the size of a Wisconsin brat and it was oozing juice too. Max, Max, Maxine! Touch it honey, it won't bite. Miss Light: "Max, well go ahead and slap his disgusting dick!" Max bent down and gave my dick a tentative slap, but oh boy did that make me jump anyhow. I've been hard for hours! I let out a loud, low moan and fell over on my back. Holy shit, I want to die this way. Miss Light: "Anyone else? This prick is just itching to show you what his dick can do, make it jump! Like this!" She backhanded my upright pole like she was slapping some horny bastard trying to pinch her ass. Swift, but firm. How many guys has this chick blue-balled already? Max got the gist of what was going on now, she gave my dick a roundhouse smack and it made me sit-up bolt straight. This time I let out a loud yell. It made them step away, but they all rushed back to see it again. The whole gang got into slapping me all over, tiny hands all over! Then a foot. Miss Darkie must have liked having her sandal licked or maybe she was trying to show off in front of the other novices. She shoved the toes of her sandaled foot into my mouth. Someone else then ground her foot into my chest. Another got the great idea to stand on my thighs. And as my body quickly got covered by various bare and covered feet, they each got greedier for more space. They jostled each other to get at exposed flesh. Some of them kneeled to get at my dick for a slap and a punch. As the hitting escalated, they all ended up kneeling down next to me and it didn't take Miss Light very long to set her ass on my face. Hands held my arms and legs down as I tried to squirm out from under Miss Lights' ass. I was never one for smothering. I'm not a good swimmer, never could hold my breath for long…she must of smashed her ass against my face for a full 2 minutes (mental note: practice holding breath). She stood up and gave me the first real smile of the evening. Damn, I just made that ice bitch come all over my face! Miss Light: "Who's next?!" With all the excitement of their first cunt teasing, the rest of them clamored to ride my face. The smallest girl of the group won out, she must have wanted it bad. Even for an Asian girl, she looked small and she'd pushed girls 20 pounds heavier than her out of the way. She took to the throne quick. I could even hear her groan as she moved her tight ass round and round. The other girls took to probing me, pinching and pulling at my nipples. With all this distraction, I couldn't hold back any more and got my hands loose. I groped the small girl's breasts, they were as small as her ass, but oh what hard nipples! I twisted 'em good making her groan to climax. Then another took her place; this one had handfuls of tit. I bucked as she too moaned to climax. Then another and another wet pussy. These girls were now in a frenzy; they'd stripped down too. They rode my face, they put their mouths on my nipples, they pulled them with their teeth, and they sucked them. Then it all stopped. In a haze of exhaustion, I saw standing over me that now familiar thick dark bush. Miss Darkie held my bulging cock (so she has seen a throbbing dick before!) as Miss Light's cunt swallowed my dick whole. Miss Darkie then straddled my face. And even though my cock and tongue were both thrusting with new energy, the sensation of the other girls' wet tongues on the rest of my body took me over the edge. I exploded into Miss Light and growled my satisfaction into Miss Darkie's spicy little cunt. Miss Light stood up with a self-satisfied grin (yes, still the best kind) as those wet tongues crowded over my oozing dick like a pack of hungry hyenas. They licked me clean and as I went limp, Miss Darkie still sitting on my face, bent forward and sucked it dry. Yup, I'd say that this is one for the record books. I face fucked 6 girls to orgasm, some of them twice so I lay there staring up at the track lighting with what probably was an ear to ear grin thinking I'm one lucky dude. It got better… Girls are the more competitive of the sexes. I firmly believe that. Look at how they cut each other down all the time for wearing this or that, talking about each other behind their backs, who's gotten fat, who's gotten too thin, who's the 'ho, who's got who's boyfriend, yada, yada, yada. After Miss Light's joyride of my cock, they all wanted to try it too. Talk about performance anxiety! I was actually worried that I couldn't please all of them! It must have shown on my face because they all started to point and laugh at me. I wasn't the only one that was tuckered out; the girls leaned back and rolled around bumping into each other as they continued to giggle at me. As tired as I was, I was so engrossed in their writhing bodies and wanting to please them that I rolled myself over onto my knees. I began my slow crawl of orally enticing them again. I not only licked their cunts, but also sucked on their nipples. I nuzzled their necks and as each one once again got turned on by my searching tongue, they gathered their warm naked bodies around me. We became a mass of tongues and groping fingers. With all this excitement, some of the girls had begun to suck and prod each other. I was surrounded by beautiful smooth skin, their silky hair brushed my entire body and I was once again hard. I'd never before been so happy to have my dick spring to attention for all to see. Miss Light: "Well, well, our little solider is ready for action again! That's right girls, its time for us to use his dick till it falls off!" I was finally coming around to warming up to this hard, pushy, bitchy, cunt, and goddess of a whore! I love you Miss Light! Miss Light: "Now, gather round girls. Make a straight line, on your knees! Show this little prick what's in store for him, that's right, show him your asses! C'mon now, make it a straight line!" With this order, she spanked the gyrating asses into a line and I was pulled by the hair up to each willing pussy. I fucked them all in a row. I fucked this one for 15 thrusts, then on to the next for 20 more. They humped the air as I pulled out and the next pussy was dripping wet to receive my dick for its allotted fuck. Miss Light dragged me back and forth until each girl was a mass of panting. Miss Light: "Fuck them harder! Harder I said! These bitches needed to be fucked good and hard! That's enough, get over to the next one. Fuck her! Fuck that virgin cunt you asshole! Do it! Fuck her, fuck her, fuck that one! That's right, you good for nothing piece of shit, get your dick over here and fuck her cunt!" She was working me like a horse. I bucked and thrust as hard as I could, I scurried from one red-hot pussy to the next. I fucked Miss Darkie with extra delight, that shaved cunt of hers so easy to slip onto. They threw their heads back, groaning. They sucked on each other's mouths and nipples as I made my round to each ass again and again at the behest of Miss Light's stern commands. I pumped, grabbing their hips and pulling their pussies tighter to me. I fucked each girl till she came with a shudder. Miss Light: "Now give each girl a goodnight kiss." I crawled round to the front of this unbelievable line of shimmering girls and placed a soft kiss on their lips. Each one tasted so sweet. Goodnight Princess. Yes, you too, goodnight Princess, oh yes, how could I forget about you, uh huh, goodnight, hm, goodnight, goodnight. "Back in the trunk." I got myself down that hallway not feeling the floor underneath me. I stepped into the trunk and curled up into a ball. I didn't feel any of the bumps of the road. No thoughts floated across my head, I just lay there with the smell of sex all over my grinning face. "Get out of the trunk." I couldn't help myself…"Yes, Ma'am"…it just seemed right to speak to this "girl" in that way. "Have you learned your lesson?" "Huh, what was the lesson?" "Never keep a girl from going to the Mall when there's a big sale, you idiot."